The Bernanke Code
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke

His words move markets, so speaking with care is part of his creed.
He is 1 king of 100 bald men whose crystal balls we must read.
His vocabulary is influenced by the Ivy League, but it's his elementary phrases that we all must heed.
If you break the Bernanke Code, all that you will gain is more greed.

You can tell things aren’t going well for Condoleezza Rice just by the appearance of her staff.

Seated just behind her: the farting alcoholic, behind him, the suspicious stare of a man stoned out of his gourd, the woman whose turtle-neck can’t hide her wrinkly neck, the intern turned protester, and what’s with human head looking mole growing out of Rice’s left shoulder?